Orson drew me a picture a couple weeks back. It’s a drawing of our house. He drew a line on it and had me write in my name for him. I took this one to work and put it up in my cube.
My name is Brian Jarrett and I'm a programmer living with my family in St. Louis, MO. I also play a little guitar and write fiction in what spare time I have. This is my personal website, consisting mostly of nonsense that probably only I care about ...more »
I think I had the closest thing an atheist can have to a religious experience while watching Silversun Pickups perform The Royal We tonight. 1 week ago
The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as His father, in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.
- Thomas Jefferson
From the Archives
Sham-Wow Gone Bad
Looks like Vince (the Sham-wow guy) beat the crap out of a hooker after she tried to bite his tongue...