My name is Brian Jarrett and I'm a programmer living with my family in St. Louis, MO. In another life I used to play in a band called Flood. I've also written some short stories and a novel. This is my personal website. ...more »
Fact: Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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